Worst Pick Up Lines

STORY #1

Cute Friend: "You know how i first met this guy (i.e. Funny Friend)??? Ridiculous. Tell Kim the story."

Funny Friend and Cute Friend then re-enact the scene

Funny Friend goes up to her and asked her: "Hi. Are you Jia Yi (i.e. another schoolmate)?"

Cute Friend: "No, i'm not jiayi."

Funny Friend: "Oh ok."

Funny Friend walks away and returns 3 seconds later.

Funny Friend, while extending his hand: "Hi anyway, i'm George."

After enacting out the scene, Cute Friend: "And you know what he told me after that? He said he thought i was Jia Yi coz he heard she was short."

STORY #2

Friend: "You know how i got together with my ex girlfriend? i went up to her and asked her if she was my cousin. when she said 'no,' i then explained to her that it was because she looked like my aunty."

STORY #3

Funny Friend: "Do you know how this girl (i.e. Smart Girl) first said hello to me? She suddenly came up to me and said: 'Hi. I heard you are Ben's friend. Can i be your friend too?'"

Smart Girl: "NOOOOO. Ben told me to come up to you and say those words. So i did!"

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you know, i'm not one to attend my schoolmates' gatherings coz i don;t exactly gel with them (or at least, never made much of an effort to)

but i knew tonight, i should go.

The harvest field is ripe, for one final term. Harvesting is one of the few far and between reasons/purposes i could discern of me being in this terribly, utterly scary course of mine. But to harvest and live up to such purpose, i need to first be in the field.

and there you have it, i actually enjoyed myself. i actually did not want to leave. I can't decide whether to be surprised that i actually got along fine with these ppl OR NOT to be surprised since i already roughly knew this was the correct decision to make.

i've wasted so much time in law school. i've wasted the opportunity to build up important skills and pools of knowledge with my stubborn, illogical mindsets. i've wasted the opportunity to build meaningful friendships with both christians and non-christians.

last sem - God, work Your magic.