i am a philosopher

why do so many working guys wear light blue shirts and black pants? they all look like:

DRIVING INSTRUCTORS

why are there so many CARS and TRAFFIC LIGHTS everywhere i go???

why Is pastamania so crowDed???

why IS the queue for Subway so Long???

why do I only have a 2-digit sum left in my banK account?

why am i so good at jubEaT?

why am i replying smses on my pHone so fast today?

why do i fEel so awesoMely cArefree?

why do i ask why?

why am i?

why stiLL?

why?